A little prose for Hooniefans waiting around on the innundated authors. Without further ado, a little love for one of our fans.
An Ode to Cass
Cass, oh Cass, how we love your fine ass.
It makes us smile as the hours pass.
You’re fine, you’re cute, you’re hot,
Carolyn wants to do you in a parking lot.
We love your eyes, your smile, and your hair,
I want to hug you like a big Care Bear.
Brice really wants to do you,
Even though you’re not a Jew.
