You can find me in The Pub…

“You’re all lemmings. And I’m the only one who has the balls to say, ‘Fuck off, sweater vests!’”

- The J-Cass, making his Half & Half’s become Full & Full’s at Rookwood.

“It’s not like…”

“It’s not like he’s gonna do a magic trick in bed… he’s going to stick his dick in your ass!”
~Cass

The C-Lyn’s Guest Entry

A little prose for Hooniefans waiting around on the innundated authors. Without further ado, a little love for one of our fans.

An Ode to Cass

Cass, oh Cass, how we love your fine ass.
It makes us smile as the hours pass.
You’re fine, you’re cute, you’re hot,
Carolyn wants to do you in a parking lot.

We love your eyes, your smile, and your hair,
I want to hug you like a big Care Bear.
Brice really wants to do you,
Even though you’re not a Jew.

“You could write ‘Don’t cash

“You could write ‘Don’t cash this check; I wrote it while being raped,’ and it wouldn’t mean shit.”
~Cass the Quotesmith

“Well, how many studies have

“Well, how many studies have been done with his eye gouged out?”
~Cass’s irrefutable rebuttal