Typical Hoonie Resume

Random Hoonie

2429 Hoonie Blvd.

Special Skills

L337 h4x0r skillz

Fluent in L337 speak.

fLuEnT iN oTdCbF (ObNoXiOuS tYpInG dIsEaSe CoNtRaCtEd By FuCkTaRdS)

Rubik’s Cube Mastery

Guitar Playing/Sing-a-Long Crooners

 

Achievements

Established local two-beer bong benchmark of 3 seconds

M-m-m-m-MONSTERKILL in Quake III

Entire script of Liar, Liar, Rounders, Aladdin memorized.

Once shot a 47 in Tiger Woods 2004

Lvl. 30 mage, WoW.

98 pct Freecell record

 

Awards

Anchor, Varsity Flip-cup

Century Club

Anheuser-Busch Keg Engineering Certified

Preferred Members’ Club,  Clifton Chipotle